the never-ending story (may contain strong language)

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!"

well i wanted you to put "...your asshole..." but anywho...

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all

[bye, shouldn't be staying up late. .it was to fulfil a small part of my LBP addction]
1:07am at the time of this post.

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!"

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,

only 3 word's per post not 4

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed an evil

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed an evil giant chicken's mother.

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed an evil giant chicken's mother. Suddenly, Derrick got

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DRTRAN kicked his ass hole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed an evil giant chicken's mother. Suddenly, Derrick got plastic surgery

OH DEAR LORD THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST MESSED UP STORY EVER LOL

continue

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DR TRAN kicked his asshole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed an evil giant chicken's mother. Suddenly, Derrick got plastic surgery to look like

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DR TRAN kicked his asshole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed an evil giant chicken's mother. Suddenly, Derrick got plastic surgery to look like Demond Wilson! Then

p.s in case you don't know who he is. Demond Wilson is a black actor from the 70's-80's. he plays Lemont in Sanford and son, and makes various guest cameos in movies.

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DR TRAN kicked his asshole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed an evil giant chicken's mother. Suddenly, Derrick got plastic surgery to look like Demond Wilson! Then the iron chicken*

from the Klangers WOOO!

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DR TRAN kicked his asshole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed an evil giant chicken's mother. Suddenly, Derrick got plastic surgery to look like Demond Wilson! Then the iron chicken ate derrick's plastic

by SaruSaru123 on Thu 06 Aug 2009, 1:30 am

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DR TRAN kicked his asshole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed an evil giant chicken's mother. Suddenly, Derrick got plastic surgery to look like Demond Wilson! Then the iron chicken ate derrick's plastic cup holders! That

once in a great kingdom there lived a ugly dog called Derrick, he got swine flu and then DR TRAN kicked his asshole, Severed his Balls and broke wind that smelled of hickory.Everyone ran towards the king's castle one day as a giant chicken had eaten all their children and Derrick couldn't care as it was not bothering him. on Planet drtrankickyourass, Dramatic voice narrator said "eat your Lone Sausage NOW!!! or you will get kicked in your small weener!!" Meanwhile, DR TRAN sent an army to stop the evil giant chicken from eating all the large children. "My anus is bleeding!" explained a soldier,while he killed an evil giant chicken's mother. Suddenly, Derrick got plastic surgery to look like Demond Wilson! Then the iron chicken ate derrick's plastic cup holders! That ticked Derrick off

This thread is getting inappropriate now. An admin should lock it.

tanrockstan34 wrote:This thread is getting inappropriate now. An admin should lock it.

may i point your attention to DR. TRAN

You guys have one more chance at this. If it gets too out of hand then this thread will be deleted, not locked, deleted. Now, try again and make sure to keep it appropriate this time.

whoop's sorry about that. Okay let's start again, i'll start: One day in

One day in a small, peaceful